He makes me pull him on his bike
And wear these silly colored clothes
Through snow and ice to Ivory Jacks —
At least my kibble wasn’t froze.
Team Two Tutus @ Ivory Quest 2017
Note: The Ivory Quest is a 3-mile + 6-mile race with a mandatory one-hour layover that can be completed on foot, ski, bike and either self-propelled or dog-assisted. Time credits are awarded for hauling children and/or consuming adult beverages.